gr Today is the Day of Theophania, literally meaning the manifestation or appearance of God. This is the day we commemorate the baptism of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Jordan river. In the tradition of the Greek Orthodox Church, this is a feast of hope.

Epiphany 2010 is though hardly wrapped in hope, when it comes to the worldly concerns of Greeks “on the ground.” The country is broke. She was broke for the longest time of course, but no politician dared hit the panic button for fear of losing in the next election. Now, though, the whole world seems to be coming down hard of the government of the Greeks with the demand that they begin shaping up in order not to ship out – permanently (although, there are some imaginative alternatives that seem open to this country provided her ‘leaders’ prove good in the game of chicken).

Greece is in the red to the tune of some €300 billion. That’s a lot of money. The amount translates into roughly €30,000 in debt per person living in Greece (that would include all barefooted illegal immigrants). There isn’t one single person that counts as member of our “political elite” who is free of responsibility concerning this deep hole we have dug for ourselves.  Well done, I say.

In such times of crisis finger pointing is the least of all recommended approaches. Yet, politicians won’t pass the temptation to jab their opponents with a few nasty words  now that things have become so bleak. PM Papandreou, the hapless, laptop-totting “Giorgo” (George) of the PASOK socialist party now in power, has been monotonously dropping accusations on his conservative predecessors over the plight of our economy. Not a peep though on the fact that PASOK was in power for nearly 19 years between 1980 and 2004 and actually instituted and unabashedly promoted the headlong borrowing that has broken the Greek economy.

It’s amazing how weak politicians’ memories are, isn’t it?

Our European “partners” are justifiably worried. The Greek predicament has already displayed signs of unnerving markets and impacting on the euro, this strange, hybrid currency that was instituted without any real political convergence of European “union” member countries into a federal scheme. To say that the euro is an “artificial” entity would not even begin to delve into the more esoteric reasons for opposing its creation and implementation.

I am personally not very adept at the Dismal Science to be able to offer any reasonable arguments on the issue, but I can see some of the results of having the euro as the national currency. One of the most prominent such results is that the politicians in charge cannot print banknotes in order to plug the gaping holes in the economy. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Devaluing everything drastically, as Greece did, in order to adopt the euro is.

The PASOK government is lost in space on what to do with the debt and the budget deficits. You see, Greece exists on borrowing. If loans would stop tomorrow, there would be no money to pay the legions of mostly loafing “public servants;” to pay pensions; to keep public hospitals open; to operate ports and airports; to finance “the plan for public investment;” and to keep the lights on.

Every month the Greek Finance ministry needs to sell government bonds in order to gain liquidity. This paper business is now entirely out of control. There is so much Greek government paper in the hands of lenders that this country would be wiped off the map if only some of the lenders would arrive at the doorstep with demands to get their money back.

Our “friends” in Brussels know this, of course, and they are primarily concerned with protecting the “credibility” of the so-called “European Monetary Union,” that is to say, the rate of the euro, not to mention its capacity as safe currency for non-EU members to hold in their vaults. They won’t hang Greece – yet – but they are stepping on Papandreou’s Adam’s apple to pass the message that something must be done NOW !!!

Hence, Papandreou’s “economic team,” comprising some of the most uninspiring and glaringly untalented talking heads, is busy with one thing: forcing more taxes out of a traditionally tax-evading, tax-avoiding public.

Of course, these gurus have missed the chapter in the ECON101 introductory text that says taxation won’t dent enormous deficits, like those faced by Greece, one iota, even if it is implemented with Seljuk determination and concomitant tools (massacres, for example, of those who fail to pay the levies). The gurus, for obvious political reasons, are unable to touch the core of the answer to the problem: shrinking the public sector down to a size that could be seen as “normal” for the overall size of the country.

And so, we sail without compass and without rudder. Papandreou though, like all incompetents faced with crises, is big on talk. His cartoon helpers are also Looney Tunes busy, all the time. There’s much to and fro and flying visits to Brussels. And there are press conferences, always replete with more ominous “thoughts” about tax measures that aren’t “tough,” just “fair.” The net result of this circus is that capital flight has begun in earnest – a suicidal impact under the circumstances – and that the domestic market has fallen into complete catatonia.

Well done, Giorgo!

Today, we should all be praying hard for a revelation. Although, I think, the good Lord has become too exasperated with the Greeks. This time around, Hellas needs to find a solution without the help of divine intervention.